Alohaaaa....

Ask away you sexy motherfuckers ;)   16, England :) There are few things I love more than Fall out boy, I row, not much else to me :)

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

image

(via abaddon-is-my-queen)

— 3 hours ago with 151844 notes

mathsturbation:

meowth knows how to burn a bitch

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via abaddon-is-my-queen)

— 3 hours ago with 184514 notes
"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me."
J. K. Rowling (via sandflies)

(via proudtobeapeetaphile)

— 3 hours ago with 193748 notes

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via humortastic)

— 3 hours ago with 170182 notes

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

(via the-killjoys)

— 3 hours ago with 29459 notes

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

(via the-killjoys)

— 3 hours ago with 29459 notes
bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via lostangelsfall)

— 3 hours ago with 274590 notes
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via proudtobeapeetaphile)

— 3 hours ago with 222523 notes
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via proudtobeapeetaphile)

— 3 hours ago with 222523 notes

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy, via whatslifewithoutfandoms)

— 3 hours ago with 153084 notes

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: johnfkennedy, via whatslifewithoutfandoms)

— 3 hours ago with 153084 notes

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via beyoncevevo)

— 3 hours ago with 13030 notes
theduckqueen:

iexl:

my mom told me to take a picture of this carrot

that carrot looks like it has to pee

theduckqueen:

iexl:

my mom told me to take a picture of this carrot

that carrot looks like it has to pee

(via zelda-wan-kenobi)

— 3 hours ago with 50 notes
theduckqueen:

iexl:

my mom told me to take a picture of this carrot

that carrot looks like it has to pee

theduckqueen:

iexl:

my mom told me to take a picture of this carrot

that carrot looks like it has to pee

(via zelda-wan-kenobi)

— 3 hours ago with 50 notes